Disclaimer: I don't own any characters here, be they from Inu-Yasha, DBZ,
Slayers, Ronin Warriors, Sailor Moon (not needed unless you use the Hall of
Horors), or Gundam Wing. i have nothing against any of these shows, I was
just seriously bored and decided to kill time writing this.

Xellos is standing at the front of a tram filled with a crowd of fan girls.

Xellos: ^_^ Konnichi'wa tomodachi! Welcome to my little amusement park. First
we'll visit the Hall Of Horors. It comes with a free meal. Then* a special
surprise for all you girls. Let's get started, shall we? ^_^


Fan girl: What's this special surprise?

Xel:^_^ Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
(Tram enters a dark tunnel.)
Xel:^_^ First on your left we have a truly terrifing sight. Chibi-usa, the
pink haired demon child herself and Amelia wil tesla Seyruun. ^_^

Amelia: Mister Xellos this goes against justice! I'm not evil! I have pledged
my life to defend the innocent and destroy all that is evil! Being evil is
wrong and so justice will always triumph over evil!
(Fan girls writhe in agony)

Chibi-usa: Hi! I'm Chibi-usa and I'm cute! Have any of you seen my
Mamo-chan?
(Fan girls begin to foam at the mouth)

Xel:^_^ Moving on...next we have, oh horor of horors, it's a dubber. He
worked for DiC and Pioneer.
Our final terror trip is right through here. ^_^
(Tram enters dark room. Music starts to play as the lights come on.)

Fan girls: Oh !(@%)!*&#$%&#$(%#  It's Hanson and the Spice Girls! Run!!!!!

Xel:^_^ Once again moving on...^_^
(Tram leaves the tunnel)

Fan girl: Hey, what about that free meal?

Xel:^_^ Oh that was for me. I find fear delicious. And now my little secret.**
 I have visited several different anime and stol-err borrowed ^_^ a few of
the most bishonen characters, just for you. ^_^
(Tram enters large curtained area. Behind the curtain is a series of
connecting rooms, with seemingly open fronts. {There is actually a sheild
spell to keep the characters in [or fan girls out]})
Xel:^_^ In the sitting room we have Valgarv from Slayers and Inu-Yasha, from
his self titled manga. Aren't they cute? ^_^

f.g.: *swoon*

Val: Let me outta here you !&%#%(@%*!$%$( fruitcake!

Inu-Yasha: I am not (^&^%#*&^%*)%^#%# cute!

Val: *looks at Inu-Yasha*

Inu-Yasha: *looks at Val*

Val: Hi my !$(^#&%^($& name's Valgarv. @$(^%*&($ call me Val.

Inu-Yasha: My #$)^(*&%@(  name's Inu-Yasha. Nice to @#)$#*^( meet you.
(The two sit down to have a nice conversation.)

Val: #@%($^(#^#)($*#($^*%$#(^*#(^*

Inu-Yasha: #$^%*)#%_#^(!)#%*#^)$*!@)%
(Well, maybe nice isn't exactly the word...)

Xel:^_^ How charming. Next another Slayers favorite. That air-headed sword
swinger we all know and love, Gourry Gabrieve! ^_^

Gourry:...*sits and stares*...

Xel:^_^ *taps on shield spell* ^_^

Gourry:...*sits and stares*...

Xel:^_^ *taps on shield spell* ^_^

Gourry:...*sits and stares*...

Xel:^_^ Let's try an experiment, shall we? ^_^ *snaps*
(A plate of food appears outside in front of Gourry.)

Gourry: Food! *runs forward, hits shield spell, backs up, shakes head, does
it again*

Xel:^_^ Okay...Here's a favorite from Gundam Wing. Zeks Marquis. ^_^

f.g.: *swoon*

Zeks: You said my sister would be here to tell me something important. Where
is Relina?

Xel:^_^ Oh did I say that? ^_^

Zeks: When I get outta here you're history!

Xel:^_^ Now we visit the kitchen. I believe we all know who this is. ^_^

f.g.: ZEL! *swoon* ZEL! [assorted screams]

Zel:*pours coffee into his mug, drinks it, pours more, gulps it down, pours,
gulps, pours, gulps*

Xel: ^_^ Let's make this more interesting shall we? ^_^ *motions*
(Coffee dissappears, Zel looks calm, but his eye begins to twitch. Rezo
appears.)

Rezo: What the-*sees Zel* oh *%&(%*(

Zel: *sees Rezo; attacks Rezo* %(*#%(#&$^( you Rezo!

Rezo: *screams like a girl and runs*

Xel:^_^Next we take a peak in the weight room. Here we have Duo from Gundam,
and Zarbon from DBZ. ^_^

Duo: *sitting lifting a small weight* Hello girls. *smiles and winks*

f.g.:*swoon*

Zarbon: What am I doin' ere? Where's Master Freiza?

Xel:^_^ You're dead. See the halo? Oh, and you can't transform into that ugly
frog on steroids anymore.^_^

Zarbon: *raises an eyebrow* Riiight.

Xel:^_^ We seem to be missing someone. *backtracks to the kitchen* Ahhh here
he is. Sage from Ronin Warriors.^_^

Sage: *drinking tea* This is the strangest trap the Dynasty has ever set.

Xel: ^_^ And now for that special surprise I promised. The gift shop. I
managed to ste-err borrow a Kopii machiene. There are SD kopiis of all the
bishonen here.^_^

f.g.:[call out assorted character's names/pray they get one] *stampede
towards the gift shop, right over Xel*

Xel:^_^*currently a splat on the tracks* Arigato! Ja! Come again!^_^