Disclaimer: I own neither Sailor Moon or Slayers. I borrowed these
characters, they are not mine. I have nothing against Sailor Moon, and
Slayers is my favorite anime.

    Xellos wasn't sure where he was, but it looked like fun. It was a large
city, with hordes of people simply walking around, not expecting anything out
of the ordinary. He could sense very little magic in this world, leading him
to believe that if he floated around and cast some minor spells he could have
some great fun. Xellos levitated and began to float down one of the busy
streets, fully aware of the panic building around him. These people were such
wimps. He opened his eyes and began to juggle some Fireballs, occasionally
creating a new one when one 'accidentally'^_^ got loose and set fire to
something. The panic increased. ~Jeez, these people see one flying mazoku,
juggling Fireballs and commiting arson^_^, and they hyperventilate. No fun, I
need a challenge.~ It came.
    "Stop right there! In the name of justice, I am Sailor Moon! On behalf of
the moon, I will right all wrongs and triumph over evil! And that means you!"
    Xellos sweatdropped. "You sound just like Amelia." Just then some more
girls, wearing the same type of strange 3 inch mini-skirt outfit arrived.
    "We are the sailor senshi!" That was the one in blue.
    "We're gonna teach you a lesson about setting fires and scaring people."
This one wore green.
    "Yeah," It was the first one again. "Setting fires is Raye's job. And
Hotaru gets to scare people."
    "You stupid meatball brain! You're not supposed to tell the bad guys our
names! And I'm not a pyromaniac!" Red.
    "Actually Raye, the recent temple fires which destroyed all places of
worship besides your temple and the fact that anyone who crossed you ended up
as ashes points towards the inevitable conclusion that you are in fact a
pyromaniac." Blue again.
    "Amy? What's a pie-pie-row-may-nee-ak?" That was the one in orange. She
reminded him of Gourry.
    "I've had enough talk! Let's just beat him up!" Green again.
    ~I like her!~ ^_^ Xellos thought.
    Four more wierdos arrived. "Not without *pant pant wheeze* us." That was
the short one in purple. With her was one in dark green and two holding hands
in navy and aqua.
    "Oooooooooooo! I want a uniform too!" Xellos snapped and was wearing tthe
same outfit as the girls. His was all sorts of colors. "Sailor Fruitcake!"^_^
The wackos sweatdropped.
    "Gee, I thought you were a guy."
    "Mina, he is in fact male, I believe, but his tendancies towards wearing
outfits suitable for the opposite gender are a strong indication of possible
homosexuality ."
    "Oh. I just thought she was a guy."
    "She is a guy! Amy was saying that he's a cross-dresser! Maybe he's gay
like them." The one in red, Raye, pointed towards the two holding hands.
    "We're not gay!"
    "We're sisters!"
    Raye snorted. "That's not what the original Japanese said."
    "Ummm... excuse me, but I believe you were going to hurt me?" ^_^
    "Yeah! Let's cream him! We havn't been in a fight since...uhhh...last
time we were in a fight."
    "Before we do any phisical harm to him, I suggest we ask him some
questions as to whom his leader is, or if he's really evil. Now, uhh, sir,
what is your name, occupation, and boss?"
    "Xellos Metallium. Also known as the Trickster Priest. I am the head
priest of Beastmaster Zelas."
    "What is your purpoise here and what exactly are you?"
    "I am a mazoku. As to my purpose, that is a secret!" ^_^
    "Can we kill him now?"
    "No. Xellos, what is a mazoku?"
    "Mazo-ku; masochist pain: Ma-zoku; evil race; demon. Take your pic. I am
both.^_^ My kind feeds off negative human emotions."^_^
    "See? He's evil! JUPITER THUNDERCLAP, ZAP!" Much to everyone's surprise,
Xellos fazed out, easily avoiding the attack. He soon reappeared.
    ^_^ "Missed."^_^ Out of nowhere a rose flew at Xellos, striking him
across his cheek. "Arigato." ^_^ He looked up intoa tree, and found his new
attacker.
    "Who are you and why are you here? We won't tolerate you disturbing the
peace of this fair city."
    ~More Amelia justice speeches.~ Xellos dematerilaized and reappeared next
to Tuxedo Mask. When he reappeared he was in his red dress. "Hey there.
*batts eyelashes* Nice throw with that rose." ^_^
    "AHHHHHHHHHH! Serena! Help me!" He jumped down and cowered behind the
short blond.
    "Hey! Leave my boyfriend alone!"
    "Awww, but he's so cute!" ^_^ Darien whimpered.
    "You whacked out fruitcake! Take this!" The one dressed in green charged
him, climbing the tree and pounding him into the bark. Once he was reduced to
a splat on the tree, she let out a self-satisfied sigh, and climbed down.
Imagine her surprise when he appeared behind her, completly fine, without a
scratch on him.
    "Mazoku like pain." ^_^
    "GAHHHHH! *punch* Why *punck jab* won't *kick punch* you *kick kick* die?
*fierce punch and kick*" He was once again reduced to a splat. But seconds
later was back to normal.
    "Arigato. I like you."^_^
    "AHHHHH! Get it away!" She ran away faster than anyone would have
believed possible.
    "Hey! You can't do that to Lita!" It was the dumb blonde.
    "What's two times two?"
    "Two times two? I-I know this...hang on..." She sat down to ponder the
question, completly forgetting everything else.
    "Aw, you guys are pathetic. Michiru and I are leaving."
    "Haruka's right. You guys are a really sorry bunch."
    "Five down. Five to go." ^_^      O.o "What is that?" Something small and
pink was rapidly heading their way. It stopped right next to Serena. "Oh it's
you. How did you escape my Hall of Horors? No matter. Back you go." ^_^ He
snapped and she was gone. (cheering is heard)
    Amy stepped up. "You may have defeated my friends, but I am smarter than
you, and shall triumph."
    "Smart girl huh? Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" ^_^
    "Uhhh...the egg, wait, no, it was the chicken, no it was..or was it..but
then...I-I don't know. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She ran off.
    "WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" It was the leader, Serena.
"Now who's gonna protect me? WAHHHHHHH!"
    "ARGH! Serena stop! I can't take it!"
    Xellos is not affected.^_^
    "How can you stand up to that?"
    "I'm a mazoku."
    "I don't suppose there's a way for me to be a mazoku?"
    "You want to? It's easy. *kills her, ressurects her as a mazoku*
Congradulations, you're a mazoku." ^_^
    "Really? All right!" She grabs Darien, who is now having seziures. "Come
on Dar, I'm stronger than Serena now. We don't have to put up with her
anymore." She files off.
    "My work here is done."^_^ Xellos leaves this world to explore or destroy
another.
    This took place after Galaxia, so the world was relitivly safe with no
more senshi, but Crystal Tokyo was never built and Rini was never born
(praise be) so there was no perfect little world, and they all just had to
cope.